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August 18, 1997 (20 years old)
The stranger officiates the meal.
The old apple revels in its authority.
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
She advised him to come back at once.
The book is in front of the table.
The lake is a long way from here.
Last Friday in three week’s time I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
I checked to make sure that he was still alive.
He told us a very exciting adventure story.
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
What was the person thinking when they discovered cow’s milk was fine for human consumption… and why did they do it in the first place!?
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
Two seats were vacant.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
We need to rent a room for our party.
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
Christmas is coming.
They got there early, and they got really good seats.
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.
How was the math test?
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
Where do random thoughts come from?
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.
Rock music approaches at high velocity.
Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.
Should we start class now, or should we wait for everyone to get here?
I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.
I am never at home on Sundays.
I want more detailed information.
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
Please wait outside of the house.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand. I still remember it quite vividly.
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.
Let me help you with your baggage.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.
If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds.
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.
A glittering gem is not enough.
This is a Japanese doll.
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.
Mary plays the piano.
We have a lot of rain in June.
Wow, does that work?
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.
If Purple People Eaters are real… where do they find purple people to eat?
Wednesday is hump day, but has anyone asked the camel if he’s happy about it?
Is it free?
Don't step on the broken glass.
She did her best to help him.
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there.
I will never be this young again. Ever. Oh damn… I just got older.
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable.
The mysterious diary records the voice.
Abstraction is often one floor above you.
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
The river stole the gods.
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.
The body may perhaps compensates for the loss of a true metaphysics.
She was too short to see over the fence.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.
If the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy had babies would they take your teeth and leave chocolate for you?
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.
Tom got a small piece of pie.
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
The shooter says goodbye to his love.
I hear that Nancy is very pretty.
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.